JULY, 2009 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 34 • Page 1 |
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Regan Hook
Newsletter Editor
Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
WELCOME !
Greetings from Hidden Beach - The World's Only 5 Star, Gourmet Inclusive, Clothing Optional Resort. &Clothed when practical, nude when appropriate.&
M.O.A.P. - Mischievously Overt and Audacious Pandemonium
Who says you can't change the impetus behind the acronym? Needless to say the M.O.A.P. doesn't strike me as an event characterized by rules and boundaries.
Where to begin…? Ah our good friends the Rowdys. It is always a pleasure to see their smiling little faces, and this year was particularly delightful as I've come to know a good many of them (if not by name by fabulous fingernails or bright green eyes or delicious chile).
As with most M.O.A.Ps there were those who happened upon the annual bash by chance, unwittingly having reserved their vacation for late June. From hereon out they shall be referred to as Rowdy CONVERTS! A special hello to Miss Kristi and Señor Bryan, two converts from the Inland Northwest who came, saw and had a ball taking in the Rowdys' raucous antics.
For those who were not in attendance, we are both delighted and moderately disturbed to report that the Rowdys have invented a whole new approach to mechanical bull riding. Apparently, when three people are on board, straddling is even more…dare I say titillating…if the bull gyrates - less torsion more jostling.
Thanks to all the Rowdys! It is always a joy to have you here at Hidden!
And special thanks to F#@!ing Frank for your thoughtfulness and generosity. The former staff of Hidden, whom you invited to enjoy a day M.O.A.P.ing around with the whole crazy gang, had an absolutely wonderful time!
In this issue...
• M.O.A.P.
• Who's Who Spotlight
• The Reddest A@! Contest
• Guest Perspectives
• Taste of Hidden
Who’s who spotlight.
Robert Jaroszek - Reception
Rumor has it this tall, blond drink of water is rather a hit with the ladies. Perhaps it is his winning smile and his charming repertoire of five languages.
Born and raised in Germany, Robert now resides in Playa del Carmen. He moved to the Mayan Riviera in 1994, the result of a fabulous vacation spent with an uncle already living here. In Germany, he was a baker and he still toys with the idea of one day starting up a business baking multigrain breads. However, now that he has a wife and 2-year-old son to support (sorry ladies), he wonders whether a bakery or fast food Mexican restaurant will bring in more pesos.
For the time being he works as Hidden Beach's receptionist and resident guy about the resort. Robert greets guests upon arrival and oversees operations and he is never without his radio in hand. "It's great to be in a place where you can really get to know the guests," he says. "It gives you the opportunity to really understand what they want from their vacations and gives you the opportunity to exceed their expectations."
Of course he doesn't look past the obvious drawbacks of his position. Robert makes the saddest little face you can imagine and says, "They don't let me drink beer."
